R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
MIDGETS
????
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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