can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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