Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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