My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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