Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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