Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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