what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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