Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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