The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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