Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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