Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I need help removing her.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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