**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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