I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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