Taylor Swift is so right about you.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
smell my finger.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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