You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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