Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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