I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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