Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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