If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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