Why does Corona taste like a burp?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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