I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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