Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.