It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic