Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.