The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Did I show you my penis last night?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs