i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
