I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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