People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
this hospital has no fireball
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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