This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the day after is always just damage control
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
please don't ironically join a cult
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