if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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