whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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