he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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