He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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