i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
