By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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