We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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