Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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