Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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