whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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