and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My ass is underappreciated
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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