Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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