Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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