ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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