: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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