so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
BRING THE BAGELS
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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