I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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