apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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