did you get engaged???
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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