i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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