does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she peed on how many people?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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