All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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