god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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