They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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