She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize