To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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