I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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