I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
All I want is dick and wine.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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