Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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