He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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