I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
As shirtless as possible
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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