why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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