All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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