it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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